You Know I Can Wear Hoop Earrings Right

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• Karen : If you lot're from Africa, why are y'all white?

  Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just enquire people why they're white.

• Gretchen : That is so fetch!

  Regina : Gretchen, cease trying to make fetch happen! Information technology's not going to happen!

• Karen : You know who'southward looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

  Gretchen : Okay, y'all did not just say that.

  Karen : What? He's a good kisser.

  Gretchen : He's your cousin.

  Karen : Yep, but he's my first cousin.

  Gretchen : Right.

  Karen : So, you have your cousins, and then you take your starting time cousins, so you lot have your second cousins...

  Gretchen : No, beloved, uh-uh.

  Karen : That'due south not right, is it?

  Gretchen : That is then not right.

• Gretchen : Regina, nosotros have to talk to you.

  Regina : Is butter a carb?

  Cady : [Rudely] YES.

  Gretchen : Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It'southward Monday.

  Regina : So...?

  Karen : So that'south against the rules, and you lot can't sit down with usa.

  Regina : Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

  Karen : They were real that 24-hour interval I wore a vest!

  Regina : Because that vest was disgusting!

  Gretchen : You can't sit with united states!

  Regina : [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right at present.

  Regina : [after existence ignored] Fine! You tin walk home, bitches.

• Gretchen : Why should Caesar but get to stomp around like a giant while the balance of u.s.a. try not to get smushed under his big anxiety? Brutus is but every bit cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is only as smart as Caesar, people totally similar Brutus just as much equally they similar Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is nigh! Nosotros should totally just STAB CAESAR!

  Cady : [voiceover] Gretchen Wieners had cracked.

• Regina : I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

  Karen : Practice you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bong?

  Regina : I tin't get to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb nutrition. GOD Karen you're so stupid!

  [Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]

  Gretchen : Wait, Regina! Talk to me!

  Regina : No one understands me...

  Gretchen : I understand yous!

  [Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]

  Cady : You're not stupid, Karen.

  Karen : No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

  Cady : Well... at that place must exist something you're skilful at.

  Karen : I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna meet?

  Cady : No no no... Anything else?

  Karen : Well... I'm kinda psychic. I take a 5th sense.

  Cady : What practise you mean?

  Karen : Information technology'south like I accept ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when information technology's going to rain.

  Cady : Really? That's amazing.

  Karen : Well... they tin can tell when it's raining.

• Karen : God. My hips are huge!

  Gretchen : Oh please. I detest my calves.

  Regina : At least you guys can wear halters. I've got human shoulders.

  Cady : [voiceover] I used to recollect there was just fatty and skinny. Simply manifestly at that place's lots of things that tin can be wrong on your body.

  Gretchen : My hairline is then weird.

  Regina : My pores are huge.

  Karen : My smash beds suck.

  [pause. All look at Cady]

  Cady : I have really bad breath in the morning.

  Karen : Ew!

• [Gretchen arrives at Karen'due south business firm, dressed in a cat adjust with cat ears. Karen's in a skimpy short dress]

  Gretchen : What are you supposed to be?

  [Points to her headband]

  Karen : I'1000 a MOUSE. DUH.

• Gretchen : [reading from the Fire Book] Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.

  Regina : All the same true.

  Gretchen : Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.

  Regina : Still half-true.

  Karen : Amber D'Alessio . She made out with a hot dog.

  Gretchen : Janis Ian-DYKE.

  Karen : [pointing to Damien in groundwork of picture] Hey, who is that?

  Gretchen : I think information technology's that kid, Damien.

  Cady : Yeah, he's near too gay to function.

  [Karen & Gretchen chuckle]

  Regina : That's funny, put that in in that location.

• Gretchen : I'yard sorry that people are and so jealous of me... only I tin't assist information technology that I'm pop.

• Gretchen : [to Cady] If but you knew how hateful she really is... You'd know that I'm not immune to wear hoop earrings, right? Yes! Ii years agone she told me hoops earrings were *her* affair and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gilt hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but actually she'southward hooking upwards with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!

  [begins to cry]

• Regina George : Wedell on South Boulevard.

  Gretchen : Caller ID

  Regina George : Not when you connect from information.

  Taylor Wedell's Mom : Hello?

  Regina George : Howdy, may I please talk to Taylor Wedell?

  Taylor Wedell's Mom : She's not home nonetheless who's calling?

  Regina George : This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I accept her test results. If you could take her call me as soon as she can. Information technology's urgent, Cheers.

  [Taylor Wedell's mom faints]

  Regina George : She's not going out with anyone.

• Regina : [referring to Cady's bracelet made in Africa] I love it!

  Gretchen : Then Fetch!

  Regina : What is fetch?

  Gretchen : Oh, it's similar slang, from... England.

• Gretchen : [in her English class essay, after being humiliated past Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of usa endeavor non to become smushed under his big feet? What's and so not bad almost Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just every bit cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus merely every bit much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that'southward non what Rome is nearly. We should totally but *stab* Caesar!

  Cady : [Voiceover] Gretchen Wieners had cracked.

• Regina George : 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What pct is that?

  Gretchen : Uh, 48 into 120?

  Regina George : I'm but eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.

  Cady : It'due south 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals 10 over 100 and then y'all cantankerous multiply and get the value of X.

  Regina George : Any, I'grand getting cheese fries.

• [repeated line]

  Gretchen : That was and so fetch!

• Cady : [voiceover] The weird matter virtually hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I withal wanted her to similar me.

  Regina : [to Cady] Okay... you have actually good eyebrows.

  Cady : Thanks.

  Regina : [pushing Gretchen] Movement.

  Gretchen : Ooh.

  Cady : [voiceover] Same with Gretchen: the meaner Regina was to her, the more than Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew information technology was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous... people looked at you all the fourth dimension and everybody merely knew stuff about you.

  Girl : That knew girl moved here from Africa.

  Bethany Byrd : I saw Cady Heron wearing regular army pants and flip flops, so I bought regular army pants and flip flops.

  Jason : That Cady girl is hot... she might even be hotter than Regina George.

  Mr. Duvall : I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The 2 were seen canoodling at Chris Isen's halloween party... they've been inseparable ever since.

• Cady : Wow. Your house is really squeamish.

  Regina : I know, right?

  Gretchen : Brand sure y'all check out her mom's boob task. They're hard every bit rocks.

• Gretchen : [Talking to Cady] And you can simply clothing your hair in a ponytail once a week, and then I guess you chose today.

• Gretchen : Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

• Cady : I remember I'one thousand joining the Mathletes.

  Regina , Gretchen , Karen : No! No, no!

  Regina : You cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! Yous are so lucky you have u.s.a. to guide you.

• Gretchen : Well, I mean y'all wouldn't buy a brim without asking your friends beginning if it looks good on yous.

  Cady : I wouldn't?

  Gretchen : Right. Oh, and it'southward the same with guys. Similar, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

• Regina : We do not accept a clique problem at this schoolhouse.

  Gretchen : But you practise have to watch out for "frenemies".

  Regina : What are "frenemies"?

  Gretchen : Frenemies are enemies who human activity like friends. We call them "frenemies".

  Karen : Or "enemends".

  Gretchen : Or friends who secretly hate you, nosotros call them "fraitors".

  Regina : [rolls optics] That is so gay.

  Karen : [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?

  Regina : [scoffs]

  Gretchen : No, honey, information technology has to have the word "friend" in information technology.

  Karen : Oh...

• Jason : Is your muffin buttered?

  Cady : What?

  Jason : Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

  Cady : My what?

  Regina : Is he bothering yous? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

  Jason : I'k just being friendly.

  Gretchen : [whispers] Y'all were supposed to call me last dark!

  Regina : Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of the states three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to accept sex with him?

  Cady : No, cheers.

  Regina : Adept. And so it's settled. So you tin can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

  Jason : [whispers] Bitch...

• Gretchen Wieners : And did y'all know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT Prep but really she'south hooking up with Shane Oman in the project room in a higher place the auditorium. And I never told anyone considering... I was *such* a skillful friend.

• Gretchen : Growing upwardly female in this globe is non easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are however made to live in tents during the time of their menses.

  Karen : Ew!

  Gretchen : And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, vii out of ten girls have a negative body prototype.

  Regina George : Who cares? 6 of those girls are right!

• Gretchen : Oh no, I can't say anything else until I accept a parent or lawyer present.

• Gretchen Wieners : I think tonight might be the dark with Jason.

  Karen : What are you talking nigh? You've already slept with him

  Gretchen Wieners : [pauses] Yeah merely tonight's night i like it.

• Karen : [thinks she flashed over] Oh my god, she's so annoying.

  Gretchen : Who is?

  Karen : Who's this?

  Gretchen : Gretchen...

  Karen : Right... hold on.

  [Karen flashes over]

  Karen : Oh my god, she's then annoying.

• Regina : [On the phone] I know your secret.

  Cady : [to herself] Oh god, busted! Just first apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.

  [to Regina]

  Cady : Secret? What are you lot saying about?

  Regina : Gretchen told me you like Aaron Samuels. I mean, I don't care, practise whatever you want, but lemme just tell you something most Aaron, all he cares nigh is schoolhouse and his mom and his friends.

  Cady : Is that bad?

  Regina : But if you lot like him, whatever. I hateful I could talk to him for you if yous want.

  Cady : Really? Y'all would do that? I mean nada embarassing though, right?

  Regina : Oh no, trust me, I know exactly how to play it. But wait, aren't you *so* mad at Gretchen for telling me? Because if you are you tin tell me, it was a really dyspeptic matter for her to do.

  Cady : Yeah, information technology was pretty bitchy, but I'thou not mad, I hateful I judge she just likes the attention.

  Regina : See, Gretch? I told you she's not mad at you lot!

  Gretchen : [Suddenly appears in the same phone conversation] I can't believe you retrieve I like attention!

  Regina : [to both Cady and Gretchen] Ok, love you, see you lot tomorrow!

• Regina : [Cady and the Plastics are getting into their start positions for Jingle Bell Rock] Uh, Gretchen? Switch sides with Cady.

  Gretchen : But I'm always on your left!

  Regina : Well, that was when nosotros were iii of united states of america, and at present the tallest go in the middle.

  Gretchen : Simply the whole dance will be backwards! I'grand always on your left!

  Regina : And right now, you're getting on my final nerve! Switch!

  [Gretchen reluctantly swaps sides with Cady in the positions]

• Gretchen : I mean no offense, but how could she send you a processed cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me considering I'm the but person who knows well-nigh her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you lot didn't hear that.

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